Watched The Return Part 1
Okay ... Oran said I'd like the episode and I'd end up liking John more than I do now. (Liking John is a feat for me, took me until the end of season one to like him the first time around, then I spent most of season two disliking him so getting back to liking him was a Feat.)
But ... I'm psychologically incapable of disliking someone who quotes and likes The Princess Bride. For reasons that I hope are fairly obvious. *cheeky grin*
And now because I'm a very silly person ...
Five Ways Atlantis Has Been Invaded ...
1) By Kolya
2) By alien mind control
3) By funky drugs and a dork
4) By Replicators
5) By John, his boyfriend, a pretty girl and a cave man.